Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.

[Jari Ahdenkari 15]

Ei ole nigeriasta eikä varsinaisesti hauskakaan.

Mutta kun kerran pommittavat, niin julkaistaan vastaisen varalle..

 

Voisi melkein onnistua, paitsi että mun sisko kuoli jokunen kuukausi sitten - Ruotsissa.

 

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FROM YOUR SISTER ANNE BATES FROM THE HOSPITAL

 

 

Hello,

       

    This is Anne from Trinidad &Tobago.I am writing from the hospital in Cote D'Ivoire, therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I am going home.

 

            I was told by the doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.

    I inherited some money ($28.725 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother  in order to inherit the money, she is an  Ivorien by nationality.

 

            I want you to contact my servant with this informations below:

                                      Master. Augustin.Dike. Maranatha.

            Address: Rue De La Princess L/G 152 Cocody

                                     Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.

                                     Tel: +22502302933.

                            Email augustin_maranatha01@yahoo.co.jp

 

    He will give you the documents of the money and will direct you to a well known lawyer that I have appointed to him, the lawyer will assist you to change the documents of the money to your name to enable the bank transfer the money to you.

 

           This is the favour I need when you have gotten the money :-

(1) Give 10% of the money to my servant, Master Augustin as he has been there for me throught my illness and I have promised to support him in life as he have lived with us since we brought him out from the motherless babie's home. I want you to take him along with you to your country and esterblish him as my son.

                    (2) Give 10% of the money to Charity Organisations and churches on my name so that my soul may rest in peace.

 

                                                &nbs p;    Note:

        This should be a secret code between you and Augustin in this transactioin ("Hospital" ) any mail from him, the barrister he will direct you to, without this secret code "Hospital" is not from the barrister, Augustin, the bank or myself as I don't know what will happen to me in the next few hours.

 

(2) the lawyer's name is Barrister.Mc Lambert. And Let Augustin send you his National ID as he has no passport to be sure of whom you are dealing with. Augustin is so little therefore guide him and please mind you that nobody is asking you to pay any money the only money you can spend in the transfer is the money that the lawyer will use to get some legal document's from the high court and and the ministry and the certificate of oath and change of ownership to your name as the new beneficary to the said fund's and my new next of kin.As the lawyer have made all the neccessary enquirie's from the bank.

 

           He also will send you the bank deposit certificate when I hear from you And if I don't hear from you within four days, I will look for another person.

               

 

       

                     May God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.

                                            Pray for me always.

                                            Anne Nanda Bates.

                                        Thank you Holy Father.

 

[Ilkka Kangastalo 8]

Voi ristus näitä urpoja:

 

 

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tilisi keskeytetään 24 tunnin turvallisuussyistä.

 

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[Joona Väisänen 537]

Vai pitäisi maakin ilmoittaa Welholle..

[Kimmo Huoviala 1]

Täs ois 5 miljuunaa taalaa tarjolla, ihan varoitellaan sähköpostista jne:

 

How Are You Doing Today ?????   

 

Dear Friend,

 

I Am Ms. Angela Gordon. I Am A United States Citizen And I Am 34 Years Old. I Reside Here In Dripping Springs, Texas And I Am Thinking Of Relocating Since I Am Now Rich.

 

I Am One Of Those That Took Part In The United Nations Compensation Program In Nigeria Many Years Ago And They Refused To Pay Me. I Had Paid Over $20,000 While In The Us, Trying To Get My Payment But All Was To No Avail.

 

So I Decided To Travel Down To Nigeria With All My Compensation Documents And I Was Directed To Meet Mrs. Anita Paton, Who Is The Member Of Compensation Program Committee, And I Contacted Her And She Explained Everything To Me.

 

She Said Who Ever Is Contacting Us Through Emails Are Fake. She Also Took Me To The Paying Bank (ARCB BANK) For The Claim Of My Compensation Payment.

 

Right Now, I Am The Happiest Woman On Earth Because I Have Received My Compensation Funds Of $5,000,000.00 More Over, Mrs. Anita Paton Showed Me The Full Information Of Those That Are Yet To Receive Their Payments And I Saw Your Email As One Of The Beneficiaries Who Have Not Yet Received The Payment Under Case File 54ac003 And That Is Why I Decided To Email You To Stop Dealing With Those People. They Are Not With Your Fund; They Are Only Making Money Off You.Therefore, I Would Advise You To Contact Mrs. Anita Paton For Assistance And Inform Her That Your Case File Is 54ac003. Contact Her Directly Via The Information Below.

 

United Nations Compensation Award Program

Name: Mrs. Anita Paton

Phone: +234-802-132-9323

 

You Really Have To Stop Dealing With Those People That Are Contacting You And Telling You That Your Fund Is With Them Because It Is Not With Them. They Are Only Taking Advantage Of You And They Will Dry You Up Until You Have Nothing.

 

The Only Money I Paid After I Met Mr. Kelvin Tuner Was Just The Bank Transfer Charges, Which Is Only Normal And Legitimate As It Is In All Banks In The World. So Please Take Note Of That. Mrs. Anita Paton Shall Ensure That You Deal Directly With The Bank (ARCB BANK).

 

Once Again Stop Contacting Those People. I Advise That You Contact Mrs. Anita Paton So That She Can Help You In The Collection Of Your Transfer Payment Instead Of Dealing With Those Liars That Will Be Turning You Around Asking For Different Kind Of Money To Complete Your Transaction.

 

Thank You And Be Blessed.

 

Ms. Angela Gordon.

 

 

 

[Juha Paulavuo 21]

Tämmöinen tällä kertaa 

 

DATE: 09TH SEPT, 2009.

 

 

Customer Service:

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote the content of your package, except that it has a Bank Draft worth of $886,000.00 (Eight Hundred and Eighty Six Thousand US Dollars).

 

The package is registered with us for mailing by an official of the united nation office from UK. We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Order. What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will take three (3) working days (72Hrs) for your package to arrive at your designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance  fees have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered.

 

Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. However, you will have to pay a sum of £105 GBP which is equivalent to  $210 USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping  charges, but we do not accept such payments considering the fact that all items & packages that is registered with us have a time limitation and we  cannot accept payment without knowing when you will be picking up the package or even respond to us. So we cannot take the risk to have accepted such a payment  incase of any possible demurrage. Kindly note that your colleague did not leave us with any further information.

 

We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer  the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.

 

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the details given below:

Contact Person: Mr. Richard raynor

Email: fedexdelivery.express_@live.com

Tel: +2348066879532.

 

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above.. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers.

FULL NAMES:

TELEPHONE:

POSTAL ADDRESS:

CITY:

STATE:

COUNTRY:

As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fees. As soon as they confirm your payment of £105 GBP which is equivalent to $210 USD, they shall immediately dispatch your package to the designated address. It usually takes 72 Hours being an express delivery service. Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable successful reconfirmation.

 

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs .Mary maxwell

FedEx Management Team.

 

All rights reserved. © 1995-2009 FedEx.

[Jani Salo 10]

Tämmöinen tällä kertaa 

 

DATE: 09TH SEPT, 2009.

 

 

 

Oon saanu noita ja pari tällä viikolla  alkaa potuttamaan kun on oikeasti paketti tulossa FedExiltä ja meilissä on tollanen.. 

[Pekka Holopainen 96]

Oletteko lähettäneet tuosta kopion FedExille kaikkine lähettäjätietoineen? Heitä voisi kiinnostaa kuka tuolla tavoin esiintyy heidän nimissään. Todennäköisesti lähettäjän palvelin on jossain "kaukaisessa maassa", josta voi olla vaikea saada ketään vastuuseen mutta silti. Iso firma voisi saada aikaan jotain sellaista, mihin pieni ihminen ei pysty edes kotimaassaan.

 

 

[Guest petikko]

Aika vakuuttavan näköistä....linkki tosin vie aikuisviihteeseen....

 

Ja uittaa koneellesi kaappaussoftan, mikäli käyttis, adobe tai flasplayer ovat päivittämättä.

 

Tarvitseehan niiden kiinalaisten vastata itäblogin ammattilaisille.

[Jani Salo 10]

Ei enään FedEx riitä, nyt tulee sähköpostia jo "Microsoftilta" 

 

Microsoft Corporation,

Microsoft Campus, Thames Valley Park,

Reading RG6 1WG,

United Kingdom.

Ref: MS-35447XN

Batch: MS-09102XN

 

Microsoft E-mail Lottery Promotion:

 

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer

balloting held on the 24th September, 2009. This is a scientific computer

game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program

aimed at encouraging internet users; Meaning, you do not need to buy

ticket to enter for it.

 

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 10144223 with serial

number: 567-66584 drew the lucky numbers: 5-21-23-34-61-72 (Bonus

ball) which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £916,778.00

(Nine hundred and sixteen thousand, seven hundred and seventy eight

pounds sterling only).

 

All participants were selected through a computer balloting system

drawn from eight hundred thousand e-mail addresses from Canada,

Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and

Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is

conducted annually. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by

microsoft corporation to promote the use of internet around the world.

 

Please note that your original certificate and your certified bank

cheque has been forwarded to the courier company.

 

Find below the details of the courier company.

 

INTERNATIONAL BONDED COURIER (IBC)

ADDRESS: 363 Stockley Close, West Drayton, Middlesex,

UB7 9BL, England.

 

NAME: MR. TERRY HOPKINS (Dispatch Officer)

EMAIL: ibcdeliverydept@btinternet.com

 

TEL1:+44-704-574-6919

FAX: +44-870-479-0792

 

You are advised to send the courier company a mail to their email

address for their courier cost.

 

When contacting them, you are to include this order number as your subject

 

ORDER NUMBER:IBC562725

 

Note: you are to furnished the courier company with the following

details so that they can honour your letter.

 

1.Full Names:

2.Contact Address:

3.Sex:

4.Age:

5.Marital Status:

6.Occupation:

7.Email Address:

8.Telephone Number:

9.Ref Number:

10.Batch Number:

11.Country:

12.Order Number:

 

We advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the

public until your claim is processed and your prize delivered to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and

unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participant

or unofficial personnel.

 

Once again congratulations...

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Online Co-ordinator.

[Juha Paulavuo 21]

Ja tämmöistä tällä kertaa 

 

ESKOM HOLDINGS LIMITED

REG NO 2002/015527/06

FROM OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR,  

PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION UNIT

ESKOM HOLDINGS LIMITED

REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

EMAIL:  paulmaroga.j@gmail.com

            

Dear Sir/Madam,

 

With due respect, trust and humility, I write you this proposal which I believe, would be of great interest to you and for your consideration, and I also apologize for intruding into your private email address because I know that this e-mail will come to you as a surprise but however strange or surprising this contact might seem to you as we have not met personally or had any dealings in the past, to this infect, I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and immense benefit it will be to both of us. Please do not despair because I got your email address from a business advertising website on the Internet before making my contact with you.

 

My name is Mr. Paul Jacobs Maroga the Ceo / chairman of contract award committee of eskom company ltd, republic of South Africa. It is my profound intention to contact you for this very important and highly confidential transaction for the transfer of US$6, 20 0, 000, 00 into your account.  The (US$6, 200,000,00) was the over estimated balance from the contracts awarded to both foreign and local contractors the real contract value was $19 million united states dollars, but it was over estimated to the tune of (US$25, 200, 000.00) (Twenty Five Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) only. 

 

The contract has been successfully executed by the contractors and their contract sum of (US$19M) has been paid to them, leaving the over estimated balance of (US$6, 200, 000.00) Six Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars which I intend to transfer to your nominated account. Presently the money is lodged with South African Reserve Bank waiting to be remitted to any overseas beneficiary confirmed by my department as associate/receiver. My main reason of contacting you is that by virtue of my position as civil servant in my country, I cannot acquire or transfer this money in my name. And as high placed civil servants, the South African civil service laws (Code of Conduct) forbids us to own foreign account. On the other hand, it is not safe for me to keep the money here due to unstable political environment.

 

If you are interested in working with me as a partner, then indicate your interest. For your assistance, you shall receive 25% to you as commission for your co-operation and assistance in facilitating the transfer, while the remaining 75% belongs to me. You will be free to take out your commission immediately after the money hits your account. Since my objective is to invest the money in a foreign country, it would be appreciated if you could also help us with advices and direction on investing into profitable ventures in your country.

 

I confirm that the transaction is legitimate and without any risks either to me or you, it will also be conducted under a legitimate arrangement that will protect both parties from any breach of law. I expect that you would find time at your earliest convenient to let me know of your position as it relates to your willingness to assist me transfer this fund to your account.

 

My best regards,

 

Mr. Paul Jacobs Maroga

 

EMAIL ADDRESS  (paulmaroga.j@gmail.com)

[Ilkka Mäkelä 1 206]

Että ne jaksavat yrittää lähettää virallisen näköisiä kirjeitä, mutta s-postiosoitteet ovat kuitenkin esim. gmailosoitteita ja "pankin" s-postiosoitteessakin lukee "uinonbank" eikä "unionbank"  ja oma s-postinimi on joku "umuaibe" tai "kate1ng" .... gmail kuitenkin vetää nämä suoraan roskiin ja lisää automaattisen varoituksenkin:

 

lähettäjä MR BRAIN HOLLINS <umuaibe@sify.com>

vastausosoite kate1ng@sify.com

vastaanottaja

date (päiväys) 26. syyskuuta 2009 16.06

aihe Notification of payment by ATM Master Credit Card

 

Varoitus: Viesti ei välttämättä ole väitetyltä lähettäjältä. Vältä viestin linkkien seuraamista. Älä anna viestin lähettäjälle henkilökohtaisia tietoja.  Lisätietoja

 

FROM THE DESK OF MR BRAIN HOLLINS.

DIRECTOR,INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE

FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,

UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC ,

 

Notification of payment by ATM Master Credit Card

Attn: Beneficiary,

 

We hereby officially notifying you about the present arrangement to pay you, your over due contract/inheritance fund which you could not complete the process of the released of your transfer pin code through the Digitalized Payment System. We have decided to pay your funds without any requested fee but through (ATM Master Express Credit Card) This arrangement was initiated/constituted by the World Bank and Paris Club, due to fruadelent activities going on within the African Region.

 

The World Bank and Paris Club introduced this payment arrangement as to enable our contractors/inheritance beneficiary to receive their fund without any interfference. the ATM Master Express Credit Card was contracted and powered by GOLD CARD WORLD WIDE. Reconfirm the following information to us for Security reason.

 

 

1)YOUR FULL NAME ..

2)YOUR RECEIVING ADDRESS.

3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER ..

4)YOUR PROFESSION..

 

5} YOUR AGE..

Upon the receipt of this mail we are going to load your fund into the laster Express Credit Card and send a scan copy of the card to you before we will proceed to despatch the card directly to your nominated home addresss so you absolutely have nothing to worry about all we need is your Prompt Response and Co-operation by Gods Grace we will have a successfull Transaction.

Contact the office of the ATM CARD department of UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC

MR RICHARD PETERSON.

 

Email: richarduinonbank@gmail.com

 

 

code of Response (811).

CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE.

BEST REGARDS,

MR BRAIN HOLLINS.

DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE

FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,

UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC ,

 

CC: ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS

CC: UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC

CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]

CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA

 

Näin siis mr. Brain Hollins  aka umuaibe 

[Jorma Laiho 446]

Ja nyt sitten kotimaisen ent. kumisaapastehtaan nimissä, osoite vaan outo. Alkuperäisessä oli myös puhelinnumero tuon promotion managerin jälkeen eli

+447031935581,  yrittävät saada soittamaan tuohon . Puhelinnumero ei näy, kun linkkasin tämän eteenpäin mobiilipostistani. Uhrit lienevät mobiilipostin omistajia, esim. smartmail jne....:

 

Aihe: Confirm Receipt

Lähettäjä: "Nokia Corporation" <nokiapromo@windstream.net>

Päivämäärä: 27.09.2009 20:31

 

Your email has made you proud as you have be nominated for our on going Nokia promo.We came out with this promo as a form of gratitude and we decided to use online ballotting from all internet users so your email has made you proud today. You are therefore entitle to a huge sum of GBP £500,000.00.

 

PLEASE DO FILL YOUR INFORMATION CORRECTLY FOR CONFIRMATION THAT YOU ARE THE PROUD OWNER OF THIS EMAIL AND OUR WINNER FOR THIS PROMO TO MAIL:nokiapromotions09@katamail.com

 

**PersonalPrefix (Mr., Mrs., Ms., Dr., etc.):

First name:

Last name:

Date of birth (yyyy-mm-dd):

Gender:

Occupation

Address:

Phone:

 

Thank you for being part of our commemorative 142nd Anniversary Draws.

 

Yours faithfully,

Mr Edward Jones

Promotion Manage

 

[Ilkka Portti 87]

No nyt ne kerjää jo A.netin kautta:

 

Hello dear,

Please my dear, do not feel embarrassed by my mail to you.My name is Mrs Amalia Chesa Cui ,The wife of late Mr Jose Ma Cui ,The former secretary general of the human rights group Katungod-Eastern Visayas, a regional chapter of the human rights organization of Karapatan (Alliance for the Advancement of People Rights.Who his sudden killing on the 19 January 2007 has been a shock to me and my children.

 

Before my beloved husband died, he had been recieveing death threat,My husband give me a sum of 9.5million dollars for the up keeping and the future of my children which i put in a metalic trunk box and deposited in a security company in abroad.

 

This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. This means that the security company does not even know the content of this trunk box.

Since the death of my late husband, the Philippine government has blocked all my acount and my late husband account and also my late husband family has succeed in collecting from me all the properties of my late husband, trying to leave me with nothing for the future of my children.

 

I am writing you because I want you to help me in securing the money inside the box for the future of my children. Since my late husband family members and the philippine government made it impossible for me to have access to calls or to move out of the house as they always monitor me.

 

I am ready to give you 15% of the total money when you have successfully secured the box to your country,for assisting me.So if you are interested in helping me,You should write me through my priavte email box(amaliacui50@yahoo.com) so that i will give you more details on this issue.

Thank and i look forward to your urgent response to

this message

 

Yours faithfully

 

Mrs Amalia Chesa Cui ,

 

 

 

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[Mika B Virolainen 0]

Sain ton saman. Tosi jees. Käsittääkseni ei voi olla automaatin lähettämä, vaan pitää lähettää käsin. Aika kiva kun muistavat....

[Ari Viitajylhä 33]

Ei tullut kirjettä mutta puhelin soi äskettäin ja vastasin. Puhelu katkesi saman tien. Katsoin sitten nemeroa joka oki +243 alkuinen ja jostakin helvetin kongosta. En onneksi mennyt soittamaan takaisin ja älkää myös kukaan muukaan vaan menkö soittamaan saattaa tulla nimittäin aika moinen lasku. Asia ihan vain noin varoituksen vuoksi.

[Jani Salo 10]

Murossa hyvä threadi Nigerialaispuheluista:

 

http://murobbs.plaza.fi/yleista-keskustelua/565439-huijaussoitto-halyttaa-pari-sekuntia-ja-katkeaa-ala-soita-takaisin.html

 

Jani

[Tomi Jokela 0]

Mun mielestä näissä ei oo mitään hauskaa!  Koskaan en tälläisiä meilejä avaa...

[Jani Salo 10]

OT: Ja lisää puhelinkusetusta:

 

http://murobbs.plaza.fi/yleista-keskustelua/574548-http-w03-v762-net-joku-uusi-kannykkakusetus.html

 

Jani

[Guest Jufernaut]

Olisi bisnestä tarjolla tälläiseltä taholta 

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Assalam Alaikum,

 

 

I got your email address through Islamic organization directory over the Internet.

 

 

I hope in the name of ALLAH that I have the right person who will assist me.

 

 

I want to transfer money for investment into your country/business as such I would like to make contact with people like you residing in that country for assistance Note,the funds are already with a security company which also has branches in Asia, Europe and America for safe keeping. If you are willing to assist me.

 

 

This is all you will do for me,You will help me contact the security company for the release of the funds to you as my next of kin, as I cannot travel out from Iraq at the moment because of certain conditions which I will explain to you if we work together(my traveling documents are not yet complete).

 

 

The fall of Saddam Hussein has brought destruction / Hell to our great country and everything is practically difficult now and opportunities are closing up,the new government is trying to frustrate our businesses.

 

 

What I require from you are as follows:

 

 

1. You should make arrangement with the Security Company to secure the funds on my behalf.

 

 

2. You will be entitled to 30% of the total sum involved for your assistance, and 5% of the funds will be set aside for reimbursement of any kind of expenses incur as a result of this transaction by both parties.

 

 

3. As soon as you confirm to me by e-mail your readiness to claim the consignment from the Security Company, I will send the PIN code number of the consignment to you and also the security Company's information.

 

 

4. Please note that this project is 100% risk free but you must keep it very secret and confidential with strong assurance that you will not let me down at all.

 

 

I have made all necessary arrangement getting for the probate order from court that necessitate you as the next of kin and this document will allow you deposit the money to any account of your choice safely.

 

 

Please if you're interested to assist me, reply back with this Email address (xxxxxxxxxxnassir@windowslive.com)

 

 

I await your prompt reply.

 

 

Wassallam,

 

 

Xxxxxxxxx X. Nassir.

[Hanna Räihä 6]

otsikon mukaan mua kosittiin, ja oikein kapteenis-mies... ehdinkin jo innostua kunnes tajusin tuonkin olevan vain ja ainoastaan rahojen perässä 

 

 

MY PROPOSAL‏

From: Allen Kruger (Allen.Kruger@jwu.edu)

Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk

Sent: Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:12:23 PM

To:

 

 

 

Dear Friend, with a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq with the USA marine platoon; I found your contact particulars in an Address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $1,700,000.00 (One million Seven hundred thousand dollars) to you, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money, and there are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY: some money in various currencies was discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam's old palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us, this was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working here, and his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of troublespot. He does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to an Asian American who died in an air raid, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family.There is a secured way of getting the package out to a safer country for you to pick up, and i will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer. Please destroy this mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us. I do not know for how long we will remain here but hopefully before the year runs out, I have survived 2 suicide bomb tacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help. Please reply to my personal email: robinmorgan03@hotmail.com or your response will not be hourned

Respectfully,

Capt. Robin Morgan

[Petri Lehtovirta 898]

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Hi,

West Union Group Company is currently hiring representatives in EUROPE in order to provide proper customer care to our well respected clients.

If you are communicative person who can handle a proper customer care, we would like to welcome you to our team!***

 

We offer:

- Flexible schedule

- Good salary

- We pay-off all taxes for you

- Insurance

 

To get more information, please fill up the form below and send it Laura@hrm****.***

First Name:

Last Name:

Country:

E-Mail:

Contact Number:

Time available to talk to us:

Attached resume is preferable

 

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***This position is avalible only for EUROPE people

 

Best Regards HR Management of West Union Group

 

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[Esa Jansson 1]

Tälläinen tuli:

 

 

Hi,

 

My name is Elena, I have 32 years and I write you from Russian province. I work in library and I can use computer after my work when possible. I finded your address in internet while visited some sites and decided to write you this desperate letter.

 

I have daughter - 8 years, her father abandoned us and we live with my mother.

 

Due to financial crisis my mother lost job and our situation became very difficult.

 

The prices for gas and electricity is very high in our region and we cannot use it to heating our home anymore.

 

The winter is coming and weather becoming colder each day. We very afraid and we don't know what to do.

 

The only accessible way for us to heat our home is to use portable oven which work with burning wood. We have enough wood in our region and this oven will heat our home all winter for minimal charges.

 

Unfortunately, we cannot buy such oven in our city because it price equivalent of 191 Euro and very expensive for us.

 

If you have any old portable oven and in case you don't use it anymore, we will be very grateful to you if you can donate it to us and organize transport of this oven to our address (200km from Moscow). This ovens are different, usually they made from cast iron.

 

I will be waiting your answer.

 

With deep respect from Russia,

Elena and my family.

 

 

[Petri Lehtovirta 898]

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Oho - mä arvasin että joku teistä oli ahne ja laittoi tämän nimissäni jo eteenpäin 

[Teijo Niemelä 21]

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Dear customer!

 

The courier company was not able to deliver your parcel by your address.

Cause: Error in shipping address.

 

You may pickup the parcel at our post office personaly!

 

Parcel: Sony VAIO CS VGN-CS320J

 

Attention!

The shipping label is attached to this e-mail.

Print this label to get this package at our post office.

 

 

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[Petri Lehtovirta 898]

Best Regards HR Management of West Union Group

 

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Kas, sieltähän kilahti kahdeksan tonnin rahansiirto ihan pyytämättä 

 

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