Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.

[Juha Paulavuo 21]

Ainakin minulle uusi versio aheesta

 

Dear Friend,

 

How are you today? I Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope

this mail meets you in a perfect condition. I am using this opportunity to

thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transaction and transfer

of your international bank draft cheque to you from the bank, I am sorry

for presenting and using someone else in your name to get this transaction

successful. due to logistic reasons and your inconsistence to the other

best known to you, right now, I want to inform you that I have

successfully cleared the bank draft check fund to someone else account who

was capable of assisting me in this great venture that have been over and

successful.

 

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed at

the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my

gratitude to you with the sum of $850,000.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY

THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS).

 

I have authorized Mr. Williams Smith where I deposited the money with to

issue you international certified bank draft, cashable cheque at your bank

or anywhere as choice felt.My dear friend I will like you to contact Mr. Williams Smith for the

collection of this international certified bank draft.

His name and contact address is as follows:

 

COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE

CONTACT AGENT: Mr. Williams Smith

Email Address:williamssmith@deepfistings.co

[Jere Rantala 6]

CONTACT AGENT: Mr. Williams Smith

Email Address:williamssmith@deepfistings.co

 

Nyt on kyllä niin jäätävä mailiosoite, että sinuna vastaisin

[Guest AD]

Dear

 

 

This is a personal and confidential mail to you. I am Barrister George Akpabio, the attorney of record to the Late Hugo A. Uusmaa,a national of your country, who used to work as the Director of Produits pétroliers (TOTAL BÉNIN) in Benin Republic West Africa Here in after shall be Referred to as my client. On the 27th of May 2003, my client, His wife and their two Children were involved in a car accident Along Sagbama express-road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved Unsuccessful.

 

 

 

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track His last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his Family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you with faith to assist in Repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank here. These huge deposits were lodged particularly, with the " BANQUE ATLANTIQUE BENIN" An affiliate of Commercial Bank of Africa where the Deceased had an account valued at about $5.5 million dollars.

 

 

 

The Bank has lately issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated. Since I have been unsuccessful in Locating the relatives for over six years now I seek your consent To present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have The same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at Five Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollers ($5.5 million dollars) can be paid to you and then you and me can Share the money.50% to me and 50% to you I will procure all Necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make,all I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this Deal through.

 

 

 

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. And the way we are going to achieve this is I will need the following information from you.

 

 

 

Your Full Name and Address,

Your Age, Occupation and Position,

Your Telephone and Mobile for Communication Purpose.

 

 

 

I await your reply ASAP.

 

 

 

Best Regards,

 

 

 

Barrister George Akpabio.

My e-mail:George-Akpabio1@hotmail.com

[Guest AD]

Vastaukseni edelliseen:

 

Dear George

 

First let me correct you on the last name. Confidentially between you end me as I am sure you will not break the barrister customer relation that your letter certainly means to exist between us. Our name, it is actually Osama but we used the other form to avoid any unwanted attention due to certain person having the same name and hiding in caves. He is of no relation unlike poor old Hugo Adolf.

 

I am so sorry about Hugo Adolf; we are devastated to receive information about this horrific accident. Truly Hugo Adolf or "HA" (eich ei) as we used to call him in the childhood, was one of my closest and best friends at that time.

 

In his early teens Hugo Adolf developed very strange habits such as licking windows and molesting domestic animals, activities that I could not and would not take part in. Hugo was more interested in carnal relations with the petting zoo pygmy goat than going out with girls. Once their relationship was exposed the goat left him for a Nigerian disco dancer, they lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.

 

The children and so called wife in the accident car must have either been a cover of one of his many shenanigans as poor Hugo was accidentally castrated when he went for a minor knee operation and was thus rendered unable to reproduce. The same applies for his career in the petroleum industry, a cover for something more sinister.

 

Over the years we grew apart. HA went over to the criminal side and enjoyed sex slave trade, selling anything from apes to Zebras in the process. I decided to become a tube driver with the honorary title of Capitan.

In the recent years HA has expanded his business to the illegal production, transportation and sale of sodium hydrogen carbonate.

It seems feasible that his considerable wealth has been generated in this horrific trade. I hereby offer my apologized to all of Adolf’s victims, including the goat.

As it is, I am not one to spit lady luck into her face. 5.5 Million USD would certainly help me in my predicament. As of late I have run the doldrums and could use the money to support my somewhat extravagant lifestyle. 5.5 Million would buy a lot of potatoes that I need for my juice factory project, you would not be interested in investing in that now would you?

Meanwhile I thank you sincerely for your wonderful letter full of sympathy and love. It is hearth breaking how you show that a human being can care for the wellbeing of a total stranger. Hugo Adolf would be happy to know that there are still people like you around.

Should you want to discuss the matter further, please do not hesitate to contact me via phone or my email

 

Sincerely

 

J Osama

[Guest AD]

Dear Beloved,

 

Let me first of all inform you, I got your email address from a mail Directory and decided to mail you for a permission to go ahead. I am Mrs.Margret Williams from Holland. I am married to Eng. Alexander Williams from Mauritius who has worked with a construction company in Malaysia in Asia for thirty Years before he died in the tsunami disaster. We were married but without Any children. Since his death I decided not to remarry and presently I am 69 Years old. When my late husband was Alive, he deposited the sum of $6.2 million (Six Million Two Hundred Thousand Dollars) with one of the banks in Malaysia.

 

Presently this money is still with the bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the deposited fund or rather Issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I cannot come over. I am presently in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment of lung cancer in a hospital where the final surgery operation will be carried out, which very rare to survive. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. I want a person that is trustworthy that will utilize 70% of this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around the world but in our name Eng and Ms Alexander Williams Foundation. As soon as I receive your reply I shall contact of the bank on your behalf before it is too late for me. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of this deposited fund.

 

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in and Keep this contact confidential till such a time this funds get to your Custody. This is to ensure that nothing jeopardizes my last wish on Earth.

 

I await your urgent reply.

 

Blessings,

Mother Margret.

[Guest AD]

Ja taas vastaus edelliseen:

 

et me first of all inform you, that I am not in a mail directory. You might have found me on an Internet dating service database while I was looking for company. I have to remove these adds since my late castration, I am in no need for companions.

 

Me and Alex go back a long way. We used to over engineer together while we where growing up in between whales and coconut trees. This was a wonderful time and I am thinking it with great fondness. We had some bad times, but since he managed to control his compulsive cannibalism, I forgave him for eating my sister and handicapped grandmother. I even forgave Alex for calling my dear old Granny “Chewy”. Doctors later traced Alex’s eating disorder to his Nigerian ancestry. Apparently it runs in some Yoruba families due to severe interbreeding over the centuries. This genetic abnormality also affects many Nigerians and their ability to work or understand legal boundaries. This, I suspect makes Nigeria such a shithole. However my heart bleeds for Nigeria. Alex’s family carried it with them when they infested Mauritius. This same infestation is in good progress in Europe.

 

Back to Alex. As you probably well know that Alex accepted employment in Asia for many reasons, dear Margret, I am sorry to say that you are one of these reasons. We all know that Alex wanted to be punished for his naughtiness but don’t you think that making him wear a monkey suit a vinyl mask with a queue-ball tied to his mouth through Amsterdam while you rode on his back whipping his butt and yelling COWWAABUNGAA or something to that effect? Even by Dutch standards this is a bit much.

 

One could say that you drove Alex into the Tsunami. For one I do not believe for a moment Alex died in the Tsunami. He was the size of a whale and swam like a Manatee. I am sure that Alex is fat dumb and happy as he was somewhere in Asia being insanitary with his favorite sheep eating people for breakfast.

 

To cut the long story short: Stop bitching Margret, get over the fact that Alex does not like your 200kg hippo-body anymore and went savage using the Tsunami as an excuse to escape your clutches.

 

Now I am as trustworthy as any Nigerian could be. So you can trust me 100% when I say that if you send me all the money, I PROMISE to send it to orphans and churches all over the world. So kind I am that I will even throw my own money into the process. Or even a better idea. Why don’t I send you all my money and you Margret distribute it around?

 

Meanwhile I wish you all the best from Hadzjikistan

 

Adolf Eichmann

[Mikko Maliniemi 5]

HEHEH, onneksi joillakin on virtaa käyttää luppoaika muuhunkin, kuin telkkariin. Jäisi meiltä muilta hyvät naurut nauramatta 

[Guest Erkki]

Että oikein YK:n pääsihteeriltä!

 

En tiennykään että Ban Ki-Moon on kristitty! 

 

Attention:

 

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not

understand why this mail came to you.

 

We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2

days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.

 

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of

the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the

sum of US$ 100,000. This includes every foriegn contractors that may

have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an

unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to

Government probelms etc.

 

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,

this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

 

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as

he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your

Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$ 100,000. This funds are in a

Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you

can clear it in any bank of your choice.

 

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone

number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the

Draft to you.

 

Conatct Mr. Peter West  immediately for your Cheque:

 

Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia

Email: zenithbankplc.jim.ovia2@gmail.com

Phone: +234 1 6645128

Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as

soon as you cash your Bank Draft.

 

Making the world a better place

 

Regards,

 

Ban ki -moon

Secretary General  (UNITED NATIONS)

[Petri Lehtovirta 903]

Osa-aikatyötä tarjolla kohtuullisella korvauksella.

 

Mutta miksi näin idioottimaisella jakelulla? Kaikki kaimat samalla kertaa.

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[Juha Lampi 273]

Wautsi!

 

Onpa noilla hienoa tietotekniikkaa käytettävissään: ei vain vastaanottajia vaan myös lähettäjiä voi olla monta!

[Juha Stenberg 0]

Tässä on kyllä kaikkien aikojen pohjanoteeraus:

 

YOUR ATM CARD

This is to inform you that your FUND valued at US$10.7M is

readyfor Transfer, therefore send all your info and make sure you contact our

head office of (ATM) Department (skyebank) Bank.for payment Contact Address

(directoffice.drjohnowen@gmail.com) with the info bellow: Name,Address,Phone,

0ccupation,Age,& IDcard

Regards,

Dr.John Owen

[Guest AD]

Avasin erillisen emailin josta lähettelen v.ittuilu emaileja noille apinoille. Pitää mielen virkeänä. Nuo pari viestiä jotka laitoin tänne ovat paremmasta päästä. Osa julkaisukelvottomia jossa mainitaan mm rodullisia seikkoja joista Siitoin olisi ollut ylpeä  Käytän tietenkin väärää nimeä ja vidalia nimistä ohjelmaa joka antaa mielenkiintosia IP osoitteita, jos nuo spämmääjät ovat niin fiksuja että saisivat selville IP'stä missä allekirjoittanut kirjoittelee oikeasti  Halpaa huvia tylsien hotelliöiden aikana ja aikaeroista kärsiessä.

[Guest AD]

Thanks for your kind greeting and well wishing, is well appreciated. I am very glad to hear about your willingness to make this happen and I am now contented in releasing the fund to you. My health condition has deteriorated so dangerously that anything might happen anytime but I am not afraid because I know where am going. I will be going for a surgical operation very soon and I wish to witness transaction before the appointed day of the surgery. Actually, I came from a rich Muslim family until I met my husband in the university back in those days.

 

He converted me to Christianity and that brought a lot of positive changes in my life despite that the devil caused mayhem between me and my family till today but am not bothered. My husband is an orphan and has no relatives, when he was alive, he was a devoted Christian and through him I came to know God very dearly despite my family rejected me because of that.

 

I will forward your details to the bank with a written instruction of my intention to have my fund released to you together with your personal details such as;

 

Full address:

Country:

Nationality:

Age:

Occupation:

Address:

Phone number:

A scan copy of your International Passport /driving license

 

The only help I requested from you is your assistance to receive this fund and utilize it accordingly, like I told you in my previous mail that the bank management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the deposited fund or rather Issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf, hence I am urging you to stand as the beneficiary and receive this fund.

 

It is a very heart breaking thing that I did not arrange my WILL properly before I suddenly found myself here in the hospital in a very much critical condition, although I have been suffering from this deadly disease {Cancer of the lungs}for long time. The account is a domiciliary account and valued $6.2 Million United States Dollars. All the whole vital documents concerning the disbursement of this fund will be release to you during the transaction.

 

Please take note: If for any reason in whatsoever that will warrant you to misuse this fund for another purpose, contrary to my heart wish, please discontinue from receiving this fund now because my soul and my spirit will not rest until my last wish will be fulfilled and I will not want anything that will jeopardize my last wish here on earth. I entrusted this fund to you with the hope that you will never disappoint me and will art accordingly. Please forward me your details as requested by me asap.

 

Anticipating your urgent next responds so that I will forward your details to the bank with a written instruction of my intention to have my funds released to you.

 

Thanks & remain blessed

Mother Margret.

 

[Juha Stenberg 0]

ATTENTION SCAMMED VICTIM,

 

($500, 000, 00) FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS HAVE BEEN ISSUED OUT TO ALL THE AFFECTED VICTIMS AND HAS BEEN ALREADY IN DISTRIBUTION TO ALL THE BEARERS. YOUR NAME WAS AMONG THOSE SCAMMED AS LISTED BY THE WEST AFRICA FINANCIAL INTELLIGENT UNIT (BFIU).

 

A RE-COMPENSATION HAS BEEN ISSUED OUT IN CERTIFIED BANK DRAFTS AND ALSO IN ATM CARD, DUE KINDLY REPLY TO THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR SECURITY REASON: (britis-hhigh-commission@live.com)

 

YOUR URGENT CALL IS AWAITED FOR FURTHER DIRECTION ON HOW YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR FOUND……. +229-66519968

 

YOURS IN SERVICE

 

MR. JERRY WHITE

CONSULAR,

+229-66519968

[Juha Stenberg 0]

Haiskahtaa identiteetin varkausyritykseltä: 

 

Dear: Sir/Madam.Your USD10.5Million

 

I am Mr. Bob John ,Chief Executive Officer, President and Member of Operating Committee, JPMorgan Chase & Co, set up to fight against scam and Fraudulent activities worldwide.

 

This Group is responsible for investigating the legitimacy of unpaid contract,Compensation, inheritance and lotto winning claims by companies and individuals and directs payment of verified claims to the beneficiaries without further delay.

 

You are being legally contacted regarding the release of your long awaited fund, After a detailed review of your file, our president ( PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN ) has mandated REV EMMANUEL SCOTT to release your fund immediately, The sum of US USD10.5Million has been approved in your favor via my desk, This payment will be effected to you through Wire Transfer or ATM-CARD immediately upon confirmation of your responds.

 

You are advised to contact REV EMMANUEL SCOTT with his email ( revemannuelscot@live.com ) and Include the following information, Your Full Name? Your Address? Your Private Cell Phone Number? Your Age/ Marital Status? a Copy of your International Passport or Valuable Drivers License or I.D Card? for reorganization to avoid wrong delivery of your package to another person, Note that the above fund has been cleared from terrorist or fraud related Activities.

 

Your Prompt Co-operation is highly imperative.

 

Yours Truly.

Mr. Bob John

[Juha Stenberg 0]

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

TINUBU SQUARE VICTORIA

ISLAND LAGOS NIGERIA

OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR

ALHAJI LAMIDO SANUSI

WEBSITE: http://www.cenbank.org

CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,

Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,

A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678

FOREIGN REMITTANCE

Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04

 

 

                    IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

 

 

Good day.

 

I am the newly appointed governor of Central Bank of Nigeria, and My name is

Mr.Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. You are hereby advised in your own interest to stop

further contact/communication with the former Governor Prof. Chukwuma Charles

Soludo, who is no longer with the central bank of Nigeria as his tenure has

expired. Anyone doing business with him in the name of CBN or Government of

Nigeria is doing that at his/her own risk.

 

On assumption of office on the 4th of June 2009, I discovered that you are

being owed the sum of US$25 million as unpaid contract/inherittance fund in

Contractors Category [A] Record file. So, I want you to know that your funds

have been programmed for immediate release into your nominated bank account

but due to some technical difficulty with our payment database, we have been

unable to do so.

 

Therefore we have decided that our method of payment will be through

Diplomatic Delivery, and we will ensure that the money gets to you escorted by

our diplomats.

 

All the necessary modality has been put in place for the Diplomatic Delivery

of your Contract Fund, and remember that Your Fund has the seal of the

National Diplomatic Corps and will not have problem with the International

MonetaryAgencies. It is not safe to send someone's bank information anymore,

so that is why we choose this method to effect your contract payment through a

consignment box and you are advise to provide the needed information so that

there will not be any further delay in your payment. Once more please accept

our sincere apologies for the delay in your payment.

 

Meanwhile you are obliged to re-confirm These needed  information, so as to

avoid your consignment being delivered to the wrong person.

 

Your Full Name:......................

Your Complete Address.......................

A Scanned copy of your International Identification:............

Name of City of Residence:..................

Country:.............................

Direct Telephone Number:........................

Mobile Number:............................

AGE :............................

Fax Number:.....................................

Occupation: ...................................

Nearest airport:.................................

 

CONTACT PERSONAL EMAIL:(centbk.foreignremittancedept@hotmail.com)

                (alhajilamido.sanusi2010@hotmail.com)

   

 

Be informed that the Telephone number you provide will be your only contact with

the Diplomat and we advise that you keep it on at all times.

 

Note: The Content of the Box is unknown to the Delivery Diplomat, this is to

protect you and also to protect the Consignment from Theft, as the fund of

that magnitude may be stolen if disclosed.

 

 

Best Regards.

Dr. Sanusi Lamido

The Executive Governor

Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

[Juha Stenberg 0]

NTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)

Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offenses Commission

Wuse Zone 5, Garki

Abuja - Nigeria

TEL:+234-7026905458,

 

 

RE-OUTSTANDING PAYMENT

Good day, this is to inform you of your Long overdue Payment outstanding in our Banking records .I saw your name in the Central Computer among list of unpaid inheritance claims individuals and have to update your information’s through this email contact for immediate confirmation .

 

Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of US$10.500, 000 million (Ten million and five hundred thousand United State dollars) and it has been approved already for payment months ago. However we received an email from one Mr. Edward C. Ringer of Tampa Bay, Florida who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last four months back. He has also submitted his account information’s to the office department for transfer of the fund to him as your inheritor. Below are the new banking details as received from Mr. Edward C. Ringer.

 

Bank name: Bank of America

Address: 6901 Northwest Expressway Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73132

Phone: 405-773-1683 Fax: 405-722-6005

ABA: 103000017 (all other)

ABA: 026009593 (International)

ACCT. #:003042656833

ACCT Name: FMS Investments Inc.

 

We are now verifying by contacting your email address as we have in our Bank records before we can make the transfer into his account and for us to conclude confirmation if you are dead or not. Please , confirm response immediately before our action release of the outstanding payment against your name listed out . Upon this, I request you send your full personal information as soon as possible to enable this department finalize the transfer of the fund release to your nominated foreign Bank Account. This department needs the following information’s from you urgently.

 

1, Full Names

2, Telephone

3, Contact Address

4, Age

5, Occupation

6, Sex

7, Fax Number

 

Once again, I apologize to you on behalf of International Monetary fund Agency towards this contact and proper confirmation required urgently from you if alive .

 

Thanks,

Yours Sincerely

MR GOOD LUCK EZE

International Monetary Fund Agency

[Juha Stenberg 0]

Lisää nigerialaisskeidaa. Ahkeruuden puuttesta ei voi ainakaan moittia...

 

Dear Friend.

The first $6000.00 was sent today.

My working partner has helped me to send the first$6000.00 to you through western union.So contact Western union Agent to pick up this $6000 now:

Contact person:Mr.Frank Mark

TEL: +229-99674222

E-mail:(wumoneytransfer1@inmail.sk)

Ask him to give you the mtcn, sender name,to pick the $6,000.00. I told him to keep sending you $6000.00 daily untill the payment of $1.600,000.00 is completed. Again forward him your Full Name Telephone number and adress so that he will be sure. Thanks, Mrs. Rose David.from government office payment

[Juha Stenberg 0]

Dear Beneficiary,

 

Having reviewed all the obstacles and problems surrounding the transfer of your ($1.5Million) One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) and your inability to meet up with some charges levied against you due to the past transfer options. The INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND has ordered the Foreign Payment Remittance Unit of the affiliate bank to issue you a CORPORATE VISA CARD where your payment will be uploaded and today, we got notice that your Payment has been uploaded into a CORPORATE VISA CARD and also have registered it with FEDEX Courier Service.

 

For your information, the delivery charge has been paid and they supposed to have shipped your packaged CORPORATE VISA CARD  but they insisted that you must re-confirm to them your current delivery address to ensure accurate Delivery.

 

NB: Due tothe content of the package, FEDEX Courier Service mandated that before your package will be shipped, A Tax/Stamp Duty MUST be procured according to the New Customs Creed and the essence of such Document is to ensure a hitch-free delivery and the amount is ($99.00 only) therefore reconfirm your current delivery address

Full Name:__________

Your CurrentResidential address_________

HouseTelephone Number:_________

CurrentCell Phone:________

Attach Copyof Your Identification_______

 

Contact: Rev Mark .D. Peace

ADDRESS:C/22 01 Bp 5468 AVOTROU AKPAPKA,

COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC.

Email: (fedexexpsvc@w.cn)

Email: (fedexexpsvc@w.cn)

Tel:+229-992 00974

 

Call Rev Mark .D. Peace of FEDEX Courier Service immediately, Please hurry up now as your package might incur demurrages if it stays more than 3days with  FEDEX Courier Service.

 

Thanks,

Mr.Roland K Illona

[Juha Stenberg 0]

Atten Sir:Madam!!

 

This is to notify you that this e-mail address was entered during the Paypal European selection Draw 18th Febuary 2011  has won the sum Ђ950.000.00 Euros.(NINE Hundred And FIFTY Thousand Euros)

The online draws was For claim please contact the below company for immediate process of your

claim; Rememebr to quote these numbers below for verification by the company. REF: 5687SPL876 and BATCH: SPYU6868 you should include Your

Name, Address, Sex, Age, Occupation,Nationality, Phone Number

 

DR.DAVID OWENS (Claim Director)

Company:CATALUNYA SECURITIES & LOGISTICS

Email:claimsagency55@luckymail.com

Tel:+34634130429

 

Sincerely,

Dr.Maria Jose Muyor

Paypal Europe Coordinator

 

[Juha Paulavuo 21]

 

 

Dearly Beloved

 

I have sent you this message because of the need to open discussions with you. I don't want you to misunderstand this offer in any aspect, if it is okay with you I ask for your full co-operation. I am Andrew Tweedie, the Franchise Owner of Bolelymneft gaz, a Russian oil company. I have Esophageal Cancer, which has defiled all forms of medical treatment and according to the medical experts it is a terminal illness so I do not know how much longer I have to live. I never had any real friends in my lifetime because I never really cared for anyone but my business. But now I know that there is more to live than making all the money in the world.

 

Recently I received a bulk payment from Azerbaijan Ministry for my Last contract there. I instructed them specifically not to send the Funds to Russia, but that the funds should be deposited with a Finance and Security company in Europe on hold. A huge cash deposit of GBP£12 million Pounds was with the Finance/Security Company overseas to my knowledge only. This is the last of my assets, now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore; I therefore need you as a friend/partner because you are a neutral party to help me collect these funds deposited with the security company and disburse it secretly based on my lawyers instructions.

 

Because my time is short I have decided to give most of this money to Charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. For all your good efforts you will receive 30% of the Funds and disburse the rest based on my instructions. I want you to understand my seriousness in this case and if you can handle this transaction, kindly contact my Lawyer,

 

Chambers of Anthony Berry

 

Contact office address: 85 Fleet Street. London

EC4Y 1AE. United Kingdom

 

Tel: +44-702-407-9855 or +44702-405-2126

 

 

Fax: +44-700-580-2938

 

Emails: barr_anthony_berry_lawfirm1@live.com

 

 

He has all the necessary documentations at hand, Please contact him ASAP for further discussion.

 

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

 

Best Regards,

 

Andrew Tweedie

[Juha Stenberg 0]

Diplomaatille iski rahapula 

 

Attn:

 

I’m Diplomat Richard; I have been trying to reach you on your Telephone about an hour now just to inform you about my successful Arrival in John F.Kennedy International Airport with your two boxes of Consignment worth 750 thousand Dollars which I have been instructed By ECO-WAS COURIER DELIVERY COMPANY to be delivered to you. The Airport authority demanded for all the legal back up papers to prove to them that the fund is no way related with drug nor fraud money,

 

I have presented the papers I handed to them and they are very much Pleased with the paper’s I presented but the only thing that is still Keeping me here is the airport delivery Tag which is not placed on the Boxes, one of the Airport Authority has advise that we get the Delivery tag so that I can exit the airport immediately and make my Delivery successful .I try to reason with them and they stated the Delivery tag will cost us just $ 55 Dollars only to get the two tags Placed on the boxes as that tag will enable me get to your house Successfully without any interference, they scanned the boxes and Found out that the fund is 100 % spend able and accepted by any bank In the whole world.

 

Please try and reach me with my international roaming number + 229 99659382 as I can not afford to spend more time here due to other Delivery I have to take care of in Bangkok.  Here are the papers Backing the funds together with my ID CARD as I can accompany you to Your bank were you will deposit the fund successfully with these papers. I have i more vital paper with me but I can only present you the hard copy when I reach your house as that it’s the diplomatic rules, such as authorization to deliver.

 

You can direct the tag fee to our Head Office as they will get it here for you and they are entitled to receive and make any payment to foreign countries authority.

 

GET BACK TO ME IN MY EMAIL NOW;( diplomat.richard6@gmail.com)

 

Receiver ivekwu    nwaoji.

Country Benin Republic.

Amount $ 55 US Dollars

Text Question. Who is our savior?

Answer ….The Lord Jesus.

SENDER NAME

MTCN

 

Regard

Diplomat  Richard

[Olle Sälgmark 2]

Tarjolla töitä Secret Shopper:illa..

 

Hej

Secret Shopper ® behцver mystery shoppers frеn nеgon dдr i Europa som deltidsarbetande arbetstagare som inte kommer att stцra din nuvarande ockupation... Ingen ansцkningsavgift krдvs. Sцkanden mеste vara 18 еr och ovan, mеste kontrollera e-post 2 gеnger pе en dag att lдsa uppdateringar

frеn oss och vara дrliga. Du kommer att tjдna 4000 euro Per mеnad och baseras pе kommissionen fцr de fцrsta 2 mеnaderna, du kommer att ha rдtt till 500 euro fцr varje transaktion genom att vеra mystery shopper.Din sysselsдttning packet inkludera business utvдrdering form och en utbildningsinstruktioner som kommer att skickas till dig via e-post efter att du erhеllit betalning... En lцnecheck kommer att skickas till dig via en Post fцr den utvдrdering som du дr att dra din 500 euro kommissionen och resten kommer att anvдndas fцr utvдrdering pе Arkiv som du kommer att tilldelas.

 

 

1. Utvдrderingen formulдret: Detta дr den form som du дr skyldig att fylla nдr du besцker nеgon kцpcentrum i ditt omrеde, du skulle ges lagra namn och adress nдra din plats. Du mеste utvдrdera sin kundservice och kvalitetskontroll efter sina tjдnster еterges till dig. Du skulle behцva fylla en form pе anstдllde, form skulle ges till dig efter utvдrderingen.

 

 

2. Utbildningen tilldelning: Du дr anlitade fцr att utvдrdera kvaliteten pе tjдnster av butik eller mall som skulle ges till dig. Du behцvs fцr att klassificera anstдllda.

 

 

Berцrda shopper bцr vдnligen bifoga sin information med en giltig telefonnummer nedan fцr att bцrja med oss:

 

 

 

ANMДRKNING: ATT PAYCHECK LEVERERAS I BЦRJAN ДR TIMMAR SЕ ANGE OM HEM FЦR DIREKT LEVERANS TILL DIG.

 

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HEM

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Fцrnamn:

Efternamn:

Kontaktadress: (P.O. BOX inte GODTAS)

Stad:

Stat:

Postnummer:

Telefon, Hem:

Mobiltelefon:

Еlder:

 

 

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TILLGДNGLIGHET: dagar / timmar tillgдngliga.

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Mеndag:

Tisdag:

Onsdag:

Torsdag:

Lцrdag:

Sцndag:

Timmar tillgдngliga: frеn _____to ______

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Tack fцr att svara, det дr en mycket spдnnande jobb och дr mycket givande. Sе vдnligen gе tillbaka till oss bekrдftar ditt intresse och vi vдntar pе ditt svar fцr oss att gе vidare och godkдnna du.

 

 

ANMДRKNING:

 

MAILA VДNLIGEN OSS TILLBAKA DIN INFORMATION UTAN BIFOGAD FIL OCH EFTER DU HAR EPOSTAT DIN INFORMATION TILL STATERNA, DU BЦR STRДVA EFTER ATT KONTROLLERA DIN E-POST 2 GЕNGER DAGLIGEN LДSA UPPDATERINGAR FRЕN OSS.

 

Vi vдntar din fullstдndiga uppgifter.

Vдnliga hдlsningar

George Wilshire.

Rekrytera Department,

Hemliga Shopper ®

 

 

 

[Juha Stenberg 0]

;D

 

You have been chosen as a grant winner of 5 million pounds by the UN, Contact claims agent on email address to claim your funds Email: unationonlinegrant@kimo.com

[Olli Luoma 79]

Ei ihme, että pankeilla menee huonosti 

 

Olen Nicholas Brown Harlsden, North West London, täällä Englannissa. Työskentelen UBS Bank, Lontoo. Kirjoitan sinulle liiketoiminnan ehdotus

 

että tulee olemaan valtava hyötyä meille molemmille. Minun osasto, joka johtaja Audit Greater London Regional Office, huomasin hylätty 15 miljoonalla Ison Englannin punta (viisitoista miljoonaa Ison Englannin punta) tilille, joka kuuluu yksi Ulkomaisten kuolleen asiakkaille, miljardööri Business moguli Late Mr. Terry Ryan, Juutalainen Meksikosta, joka oli joutunut helikopterionnettomuudessa varhain tänä aikana, mikä hänen kuolemaansa ja hänen perheenjäsenensä. Ryan oli 47-vuotias. Myös helikopteri aikaan onnettomuudessa oli hänen vaimonsa, heidän poikansa Avraham (Albert) ja hänen tyttärensä-in-law. Ohjaaja oli myös kuollut. Valinta sinuun yhteyttä on herättänyt alkaen maantieteellinen luonne missä asut, erityisesti siitä syystä, herkkyyden kauppa ja luottamuksellisuuden tässä. Nyt meidän pankki on odottanut mitään sukulaiset tulevat-up väite, mutta kukaan ei ole tehnyt. Olen henkilökohtaisesti on hävinnyt sijoittamalla sukulaisten 5 kuukautta nyt, pyydän teiltä lupaa esitellä sinulle kuin lähiomaiset / Voiko edunsaajalta kuolleen jotta tuotto tämän tilin arvo on 15 miljoonaa puntaa voidaan maksaa sinulle.

 

Tämä on maksettu tai jakaa näitä prosenttimääriä, 60% minulle ja 40% sinulle. Olen saanut kaikki tarvittavat oikeudelliset asiakirjat, joita voidaan käyttää takaisin ylös tämä väite teemme. Kaikki mitä tarvitsen on täytettäviä teidän nimet asiakirjat ja laillistaa se tuomioistuin tässä todistaa teitä laillinen edunsaaja. Kaikki vaadin nyt on rehellinen yhteistyö, luottamuksellisuus ja Trust, jotta voimme nähdä tämän tapahtuman kautta. I

 

vakuuttaa teille, että tämä tulee toteutettujen laillinen järjestely, että sinua suojataan rikottu lakia.

 

Ole hyvä, anna minulle seuraavat, kuten olemme 7 päivää ajaa se läpi. Tämä on erittäin kiireellinen PLEASE.

 

1. Koko nimi:

2. Suora Matkapuhelinnumero:

3. Yhteystietosi Osoite:

4. Sinun Ammatti:

5. Sinun Kansalaisuus:

6. Sukupuoli / ikä:

 

Mentyään läpi järjestelmällinen haku, päätin ottaa sinuun yhteyttä toivoen, että löydät tämän ehdotuksen mielenkiintoinen. Ole hyvä ja teidän vahvistuksen Tämän viestin ja ilmoittaa ilmoittaa kiinnostuksesi toimittavat sinulle lisää tietoa. Endeavor antaa minulle oman päätöksensä kuin pitää

 

minua odottaa.

 

Terveisin.

Nicholas Brown

Tel: +447591090247

Globaali johtaja Equities Research

UBS Investment Bank London

1 Finsburyf Avenue Lontoo EC2M 2PP