Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.

[Guest alepeura]

Kyllä nuo ainakin vaivaa näkevät nuo tyypit.

 

 

 

 

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[Jussi Rantala 1]

Kaikki siirtyy nykyään Kiinaan - niin myös tämä huijausbisnes:

 

From: ext lipeng [mailto:lipeng@faithmail.com]

Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005 05:19

To: unlisted-recipients

Subject: GOOD NEWS

 

 

 

HELLO,

 

My name is Li Peng , native of Chengdu City, Sichuan Province.,

Chairman of the Standing Committee of 9th National People's Congress (NPC); Standing Committee member of the Political Bureau of 15th CPC Central Committee

 

I was the Chinese premier after 1987from 1979 to 1987.

The Son of a revolutionary martyr, I acquired my higher education in the former Soviet Union. Renowned as an electricity specialist, I have been ranking officials with a technical background in New China.

 

I was born in October, 1928 in the city of Chengdu in Southwest China's Sichuan Province. I joined the CPC in November, 1945.

 

During my regime as Chairman of the Standing Committee of 9th National People's Congress (NPC) I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that we successfully executed. I have plans to invest this money for my children’s future on real estate and industrial production.

 

I secretly siphoned the sum of $30,000,000 million USD (Thirty million United states dollars) out of CHINA and deposited the money with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means.

 

I am contacting you because I want you to deal with the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to

my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me and my Family in investment in your country. I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of

the total money you will take for your assistance. When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the security company is and the payment pin code to claim the money which is very important. What we need is to indicate your interest that you will

assist me in receiving the money on my behalf in Europe. For this, you shall be considered to be the beneficiary of the money. The project in brief, is that the funds with which we intend to carry out our proposed investments in your country, is presently in

the custody of a Diplomatic Courier Services Company in Europe .I cannot do this my because I do not have any relatives living outside china and moreover I do not want the government of my Country to know about the money because they will believe I got the money from my office while I was still in office as the chairman .Once you confirm the receipt of the money ,I will come over with my Children to your Country or any

Country in Europe to start a new life with my Family. As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned above is successfully transferred into your

account,I intend to use my own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too you shall also be my overseas manager of all our properties and you will be paid based on a certain percentage agreed on by both parties.

 

For now, let all our communication be by e-mail.

 

Best Regards,

 

LI PENG.

 

 

 

 

[Jari Kähkönen 0]

Mun mielestä tää on aika hauska, tuli meidän firman sisäisellä postilistalla, kaverin nimi on Jim Walters.

 

-----Original Message-----

Sent: 11 January 2005 15:13

Subject: FW: Thanks

 

 

Hi all,

 

Thought you'd all like to know the truth about Mr Walters!!

 

Regards

Carl

 

-----Original Message-----

From: owele [mailto:owele@owele.com]

Sent: 11 January 2005 14:46

To: owele@owele.com

Subject: Thanks

 

Barrister. Owele Owele

30 Odo street Obalende,

Lagos Nigeria.

Hello,

I am Barrister Owele Owele an attorney to late JIM WALTERS an Immigrant, who was a business man/contractor in Nigeria with the MINISTRY OF RAILWAY CO-OPERATION (MRC) Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 30th of march 2002, my client, his wife and their three children died in a car accident here in Nigeria. Since then i have been managing his properties, and a contract which he implimented for MRC. Which i monitored the payment as his attorney. Now the money for the contract has been deposited into his account in Nigeria. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by his bank. Particularly, the bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within a short time. The deceased has an account valued at (7)Seven million dollars. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 7 months now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account valued at (7) Seven million dollars can be paid to you and then you, I and his accountant officer can share the money. 50% to me and 20% for you and 20% for him, his account officer while 10% will be for expences that might arise. I have all necessary informations that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Best regards, Barrister Owele Owele

 

--------------------------------

 

From: Walters, Jim

 

Please to be sending me your bank accounts of finest importance that I might send the Seven million dollars forthwith.

 

Muchly thankings and RESPECT !!!

Contractor Jim

 

Oh, hang on, I'm dead according to this. Doh !!!

[Antti Havukainen 1]

Tämä nyt ei suoranaisesti liity näihin hauskoihin nigerialaiskirjeisiin, mutta kuitenkin oli pakko nostaa tämä ketju ylös, kun itse voitin juuri äsken karibianristeilyn :

 

Harmi vaan kun en soittanut tuonne kolmen minuutin kuluessa, joten jäi voitto saamatta. Ei tosin yllättäen harmita yhtään .

[Guest kiza]

Olen kerran soittanut tuommoisen ilmestyessä, joku Jeremy vastas ;D Puuttui vain luottokortti, niin olisin saanut "ruhtinaallisesti" palkintoja

[Juha Stenberg 0]

Tämä nyt ei suoranaisesti liity näihin hauskoihin nigerialaiskirjeisiin, mutta kuitenkin oli pakko nostaa tämä ketju ylös, kun itse voitin juuri äsken karibianristeilyn :

 

Harmi vaan kun en soittanut tuonne kolmen minuutin kuluessa, joten jäi voitto saamatta. Ei tosin yllättäen harmita yhtään .

 

 

Joo, tästähän on olemassa se "all operators standing by" tjsp. -versio. Jos et ehdi soittaa, paina refreshiä.... 8)

 

Juha S.

[Guest Jufernaut]

Maailmalla tuntuu kovasti olevan rahaa tarjolla:

 

Ekaterina Stojiljkovic <rina_stoj@caramail.com>

Reply-To : rina_stoj@mail2yugoslavia.com

 

Hello,

 

I am Mrs.Ekaterina Stojiljkovic.I need your help.Pls Do not be angry that i

write to you like this.I am desperate for my family. I am the widow of Vlajko

Stojiljkovic the former serbian interior minister.My husband commit suicide

after much persecutions from political enemies. I have just received

information that my husband left to me and in this message he tells me that

before his death, he kept some money in a safe place in case we have to leave

Bosnia, this money is a very big amount(over $20 M) this is why I need your help

to claim this money.You will be well rewarded.Please take this serious as I can

prove everything i say if you just give me a chance.

 

Ekaterina

 

Pls check this links to know more.

http://www.icdsm.com/more/vlajko2-i.htm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1924000/1924495.stm

 

 

 

[Jani Salo 10]

Joo, tästähän on olemassa se "all operators standing by" tjsp. -versio. Jos et ehdi soittaa, paina refreshiä.... 8)

 

Juha S.

 

ja jos vierailet samalla sivustolla useammin niin sama mainos yllättäen pompsahtaa esiin uudestaan.

 

Itse en kyllä noihin menisi soittelemaan...

 

Jani

[Guest Mckeke83]

"Nigerialaisille" samalla mitalla takaisin. Tiedä sitten tarinan paikkansa pitävyyttä..

 

http://ircquotes.net/?63305

[Otto Kilpirinne 0]

ja jos vierailet samalla sivustolla useammin niin sama mainos yllättäen pompsahtaa esiin uudestaan.

 

Itse en kyllä noihin menisi soittelemaan...

 

Jani

 

Mulle on tullut varmaan 5 kertaa peräkkäin samalta sivulta . Aika onnekas poika olen.

[Jani Luoto 13]

Mulle tuli juuri oikein ranskaksi joku ketjukirje by nigeria:

 

maliwe chungu

 

 

Côte d'ivoire

Abidjan

Afrique occidentale

 

Je souhaite demander pour votre aide dans l'exécution d'une

transaction financière. Je souhaite investir dans la fabrication et

la gestion de biens immobiliers dans votre pays.

 

J'ai dix sept million cinq cents mille dollars

américains(17,500,000$USA) que je voudrais investir dans la

transaction et vous en contre partie de votre aide en recevant les

fonds

sur votre compte dans votre pays. Je vous donnerai

généreusement 15% de toute la somme pour votre aide. veuillez s'il vous

plait me contacter immédiatement sur mon adresse privée

Emailmaliwechungu50@yahoo.com

davantage d'explication.

 

En attendant votre réponse immédiates

 

que Dieu vous benisses

 

chungu

 

[Ilkka Mäkelä 1 228]

Jaa että ranskaksikin. Kas kun ei suomeksi sentään.

 

Norsunluurannikoltako tuo nyt on. Ja Jumalan siunausta toivotetaan lopuksi.

Ei kuitenkaan selitetä mistä ne 17,5 milj taalaa ovat peräisin. Sen tiedon saisi näköjään sähköpostitse.

 

Muistakaa mennä halpaan.

[Harri Koskinen 290]

Attn:

 

Dear,

 

I am Mr Tony Adams and I represent Mr Mikhail Khordokovsky the former C.E.O

of Yukos Oil Company in Russia. I have a very sensitive and confidential

brief from this top (oligarch) to ask for your partnership in re-profiling

funds over US$50 million to your account. I will give you the details, but

in summary, the funds are coming via a prime Bank in United.Kingdom Please

Note that this is a legitimate transaction. You will be paid 5% for your

management fees and another 10% for your assistance.

 

If you are interested, please write back by email: (tonyadams606@yahoo.co.uk)and

provide me with your confidential telephone number, fax number and email

address and I will provide further details and instructions as we proceed.Your

response is highly needed so asto stop further contact.

 

All correspondence must be by my private e-mail(tonyadams606@yahoo.co.uk)to

secure privacy. Please keep this matter confidential because we can?t afford

more political problems.

Finally, please note that this must be concluded within two weeks. Please

write back promptly.

Please you can visit this website for a complete report on this incidence.

 

(http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html )

Write me back. I look forward to it.

 

Regards

 

Mr Tony Adams.

[Guest motojuzzi]

Miksiköhän kaikilla noilla lakimiehillä on mailiosoite yahoon kautta.. Kuullostaa aika uskottavalta.

[Jani Salo 10]

Miksiköhän kaikilla noilla lakimiehillä on mailiosoite yahoon kautta.. Kuullostaa aika uskottavalta.

 

tai hotmailin kautta

 

Itse sain ensimmäisen tuollaisen mailin joskus 4 vuotta sitten. Aluksi ihmettelin että mikä tämä vitsi on. Onneksi ei tullut vastailtua.

 

Onhan näitä kirjehuijareita itseäkin huijattu NYT liitteen mukaan. Saavat maistaa omaa lääkettään.

 

Jani

[Harri Koskinen 290]

Jaksaako joku ihan oikeasti lukea tällaista ilman kappalejakoa olevaa capsit päällä kirjoitettua tekstiä, jossa on kirjoitusvirheitä vaikka kuinka paljon:

 

 

FROM THE DESK OF MR.IFY OSAK

WEMA BANK PLC

 

Dear Sir/ Madam

I AM MR.IFY OSAK MANAGER, BILLS AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE

DEPARTMENT OF WEMA BANK PLC . I AM WRITING THIS LETTER TO ASK FOR YOUR

SUPPORT AND COOPERATION TO CARRY OUT THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF $15,000,000.00 (FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMERS ENGR STEVE MOORE WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY OF A WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN IN NOVEMBER 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH.SINCE WE HEARD OF HIS DEATH,WE HAVE BEEN XPECTING HIS NEXT-OF-KIN TO COME OVER AND PUT CLAIMS FOR HIS MONEY AS THE IR, BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE THE FUND FROM HIS ACCOUNT UNLESS SOMEONE PLIES FOR CLAIM AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR ANKING GUIDELINES. UNFORTUNATELY, NEITHER THEIR FAMILY MEMBER NOR DISTANT RELATIVE HAS EVER APPEARED TO CLAIM THE SAID FUND. UPON THIS DISCOVERY, I AVE DECIDED TO MAKE BUSINESS WITH YOU AND RELEASE THE TOTAL AMOUNT INTO YOUR CCOUNT AS THE HEIR OF THE FUND SINCE NO ONE CAME FOR IT OR DISCOVERED THE MAINTAINED ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK, OTHERWISE THE FUND WILL BE RETURNED TO THE BANKS TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. I HAVE AGREED THAT OUR RATIO OF SHARING WILL BE AS STATED THUS; 30 % FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER,60 % FOR ME AND 10 % FOR THE SETTLEMENT OF ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENCES INCURRED BY YOU AND ME DURING THE COURSE OF THIS BUSINESS. UPON THE SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSFER, I WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND MIND MY SHARE. IT IS FROM THE 60 % I INTEND TO IMPORT AGRICULTURAL MACHINERIES INTO MY COUNTRY AS A WAY OF RECYCLING THE FUND. TO COMMENCE THIS TRANSACTION,I REQUIRE YOU TO IMMEDIATELY INDICATE YOUR INTEREST BY A RETURN E-MAIL AND ENCLOSE YOUR PRIVATE CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER, FAX NUMBER FULL NAME AND ADDRESS AND YOUR DESIGNATED BANK COORDINATES TO LE ME FILE LETTER OF CLAIM TO THE APPROPRIATE DEPARTMENTS FOR NECESSARY PPROVALS BEFORE THE TRANSFERCAN BE MADE NOTE ; THIS TRANSACTION MUST BE KEPT STRICTLY CONFIDENTIALBECAUSE OF ITS NATURE. I LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVING YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE. GET BACK TO ME ON ANY OF THIS EMAIL ADDRESSES , PLEASE YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IS HIGLY REQUIRED AS THIS TRANSACTION NEEDS AN UTMOSTONFIDENTIALITY.

 

REGARDS,

 

MR.IFY OSAK

 

WEMA BANK PLC

 

 

 

¡Sé listo! Contrata el antivirus http://www.pandasoftware.es/tienda/?idpers=109&track=13920

[Guest Jufernaut]

Jaksaako joku ihan oikeasti lukea tällaista ilman kappalejakoa olevaa capsit päällä kirjoitettua tekstiä, jossa on kirjoitusvirheitä vaikka kuinka paljon:

 

 

Varmaan aika moni kun jopa sadat

suomalaiset "liikemiehet" ovat noille

lähettäneet miljooniaan.

Lankaan meni jopa entinen ministeri

Olavi J. Mattila joka lähetti sinne jonnekin

omansa ja kaveriensakin rahat.

 

[Guest Cruzan]

Jotkuthan harrastaa noiden vedättämistä, mikä on kyllä sinänsä kunnioitettavaa. Ihan vaaratonta semmoinen ei kylläkään ole, kun noiden lähettäjät ovat kumminkin rikollisia. Kuulema murhiakin on tehty.

 

Onhan noita tullut vedätettyä, oikein kunnolla. Pistettiin jonkin aikaa scammaajat soitteleen hyväntekeväisyysnumeroihin. Scammaajat otti uudelleen yhteyttä ja ihmetteli kun puhelimessa joku puhuu mutta he ei ymmärrä mitään. Ei muuta kun uutta numeroa peliin! Siinä sai SPR, UNICEF ja moni muu hyvin fyffeä scammaajilta. Parhaat niistä sanoi yrittääneensä ottaa yhteyttä kymmeniä kertoja annettuun numeroon.

Yhden soiton hinta oli tyypillsesti 10-20 euroa....

[Esa Lehtismäki 0]

Nytpä ovat keksineet jotain ihan uutta. Tämä on pitkä kuin nälkävuosi, mutta enpä osaa lyhentääkään. Paaavin toimistosta officeoftheholyfather@hotmail.com ottivat yhteyttä pyhän tarjouksen muodossa:

 

Attn: Your Humble Goodself.

 

RE: OFFER FROM THE VATICAN CHURCH, VATICAN CITY.

 

Greetings to you from the office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church, Vatican City, Rome Italy.

 

We are writing this letter to you today as a Holy offer/opportunity to work for the Vatican Church, Vatican City Rome Italy, as our only official secret distributor of charity funds to our several registered charity organizations around this global earth with topmost secrecy.

 

In August 9 1903 when Giuseppe Sarto assumed office as the second pope of the Vatican Church Vatican city as Pope Pius PP. X, he included a new amendment to the constitution of the Vatican Church, which relates that as a result of the continuous rising several cases of corruption and mis-use of the funds allocated by the Vatican Church to charity organizations, via the power of the Cardinals of the Vatican Church, the appointment of the official distributor of funds allocated by the Vatican Church for distribution to registered charity organizations, MUST be secretly issued to a non Vatican Church individual/personnel, who must be unknown by all living person’s except the office of the Holy Father and the official holy Treasurer of the Vatican Church, in-order to curb and eliminate the continuous rising several cases of corruption and mis-use of the charity funds, since without the knowledge of the official distributor by any other personnel of the Vatican Church except from the office of the Holy Father and the official holy treasurer of the Vatican Church, the corruption cases would be brought to an immediate halt, and this new measure worked perfectly well from that time till this current time frame.

 

In the Addendum of this new amendment contained in the constitution of the Vatican Church, it is also clearly stated that every new Pope assuming office in the Vatican Church, must select a new official secret distributor for his regime, and upon his death, his selected official secret distributor must immediately have his/her post terminated, with the replacement of a new official secret distributor, secretly chosen by the new governing Pope only.

 

And with the passing away of our previous Pope, Ioannes Paulus PP. II Karol Wojtyla as Pope John Paul II on April the 2nd of 2005, and with the recent appointment of I Joseph Ratzinger as Pope Benedictus XVI on April the 19th of 2005, the previous secret distributor in Pope John Paul II time has been relieved of his position, and as a result a new secret distributor is immediately required without delay to serve till my regime is over via death.

 

In the light of the above related sentences, you have been nominated by this Holy office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church Vatican City, to be our secret distributor of charity funds to our several registered charity organizations around this global earth SECRETLY with topmost secrecy, in which you would be continually paid a commission of 10% only, of every total amount of funds released to your goodself every four (4) months by the reputable funds organization the Vatican Church holds its charity funds in, for immediate distribution to our several registered charity organizations around the world, as charity funds from the Vatican Church Vatican City.

 

In-order to pre-qualify for this secret official Holy post in the Vatican Church, you must satisfy our basic requirements below;

 

1. You must be a honest, straightforward and God fearing individual.

2 You must be an aristocrat or an influential rich individual with a designated bank account in a reputable Bank, which can completely and always accommodate the released charity funds to your goodself, without the need of questioning by relevant authorities.

3. You must be 100% fully ready and oblige to keep your post as our only official secret distributor of charity funds as Topmost secret, and guide this secret post in the Vatican Church Vatican City with your life.

4. You must not for any reason perform as not required by the office of the Holy Father i.e embezzlement and mis-use of charity funds.

5. You must at all time adhere fully and promptly to the instructions furnished your goodself by the office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church.

 

Please kindly note that, Age, Sex, Religion, and Nationality, does not in any way affect your qualification eligibility, so if your humble goodself is confident and eligible for this secret holy post in the Vatican church, please kindly respond immediately to this electronic message by sending your personal response to our direct secret email address at

(officeofthe_holyfather@vaticanchurch.org) from your private/personal email address without delay, and we shall guide you through the mandatory required steps to attain the secret holy post.

 

Thank you for your time as we expect your goodself to keep this electronic contact as topmost secret, in-order to protect the interest of the Vatican Church, Vatican City, Rome Italy, while we await your personal response from your personal email address to our secret email address.

 

Remain blessed and best regard’s from the office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church and please take time out to visit our official website at

(www.vaticanchurch.org) and to view our profile please kindly visit

(http://www.vaticanchurch.org/holy_father/benedict_xvi/index.htm'>http://www.vaticanchurch.org/holy_father/benedict_xvi/index.htm)

 

God Bless you.

 

Office of the Vatican Church,

Pope Benedictus XVI

Joseph Ratzinger

Pope,

Vatican Church,

Vatican City.

Rome, Italy.

Website address: http://www.vaticanchurch.org

 

 

[Otto Kilpirinne 0]

Ja sattumalta Paavilla on sähköposti hotmailissa .

[Guest JussiHie]

Ja on ollut hyvä maantieto. Ei Vatikaani kuulu Italiaan. Se on oma valtionsa.

[Guest kiza]

;D

 

Dear Sir/Madam.

 

I am Mr. Khize Mkhize, Bank Manager of a Reputable bank in Johannesburg, Gauteng Province, and Republic of South Africa. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. On Feb. 27, 2002, a British Oil Consultant/contractor with the South African Mining Corporation, (Name deliberately with held) made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$50,000,000.00 (Fifty Million Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.

 

After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the South African Mining Corporation, that the depositor died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that the depositor did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, US$50,000, 000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it.

 

According to Laws of Republic of South Africa, at the expiration of 5(five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the South African Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as THE NEXT OF KIN to the depositor so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.

 

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the Necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin.

 

The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 65%for me and 35% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private Fax number below. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. Also, Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your

assistance to invest my share in your country.

 

 

Awaiting your urgent reply via my email.

 

 

Thanks and Regards.

 

Mr. Khize Mkhize

 

 

[Jani Salo 10]

Summat sen kuin vaan kasvaa.

 

Tosin tuo on kyllä hyvä idea lähettää joku SPR, UNICEF etc. keräysnumero noille niin saavat sinne maksulliseen sitten soitella. Tosin toimivatkohan nuo lahjoitusnumerot ulkomailta soitellessa ?

 

Jani

[Jani Luoto 13]

Jaahas. Tuli jälleen yksi maili lisää. Tällä kertaa on kyseessä kuoleva mies.

 

DEAR Jani Luoto

MY NAME IS MR TAYE JOHNSON AND I WAS BORN ON THE 1ST OF OCTOBER 1943,THAT MAKES ME 62 YEARS THIS YEAR.I WAS NOT BORN WITH THE PROVERBIAL SILVER SPOON.AND YEARS OF POVERTY AND HUNGER PROVIDED,ME A PLATFORM TO STRIVE TO SUCCEED IN LIFE AND THIS I MUST CONFESS I DID,ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.IN DOING SO I PROMISED MY SELF TO NEVER SHOW LOVE OR MERCY TO ANYONE,AND THIS I DID WITH HATE IN MY HEART AND NO LOVE.

OVER THE YEARS,I MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO HAVE THE BASIC NEEDS OF MY CHOICE,I NEVER MARRIED,BUT HAD CHIDREN TWO BOYS WHOM I JUST HAD TO TOLERATE FOR I WAS TOLD THEY HAD MY BLOOD FLOWING IN THEIR VEINS.I CAN NOT REMEMBER EVER FEELING LOVE FOR THEM.AND THIS ATTTUDE I ALSO SHOWED TO ANY ONE FOR I BELIEVED THAT THEY JUST WANT TO BE WITH ME FOR THE MONEY.AND I ALWAYS ASKED MY SELF WHERE THEY WERE WHEN I WAS HUNGRY AND CRYING AS A CHILD.I SWORE NEVER TO SHOW LOVE TO ANY ONE BECAUSE THE WORLD DIDNT SHOW ME LOVE.

 

ONE YEAR AGO I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER AND WITH ALL MY WEALTH AND POWER,NOTHING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE ME.WHEN I WAS TOLD OF MY ILLNESS,A SUDDEN CALM TOOK OVER ME AND I FOUND MYSELF FULL OF TEARS AND REGRET FOR MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE ME LIVING ME PERPLEXED. AND THERE AND THEN I RESOLVED TO MAKE AMENDS FOR ALL THE PAIN I CAUSED EVERYONE DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY.

SO I DECIDED TO SET UP A TRUST FUND FOR THE NEEDY.AND I MADE MY SONS THE SIGNATORY TO THE ACCOUNT,LEAVING THEM WITH THE RESPONSIBILTY OF DISBURSING FUNDS TO ORGANISATIONS OF MY CHOICE.NOW I HAVE RELIABLE INFORMATION THAT MY WISH HAS NOT BEEN CARRIED OUT AS I INSTRUCTED.FOR MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD,HAVECONSPIRED TO STEAL WHAT I ASKED TO GIVE TO THE NEEDY.

 

NOW I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL GET SOMEONE THAT CAN HELP ME DISBURSE THE FUNDS WORTH $30MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS LODGED IN A TRUNK BOX IN THE VAULT OF A SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE.THIS FUNDS WILL BE GIVEN TO CHARITABLE ORGANISATIONS OF MY CHOICE.I NEED TO HELP THOSE IN NEED IN AS MUCH AS NOONE RENDERED ME ANY HELP WHEN I WAS IN NEED. AS I AM IN PAINS I WISH THAT YOU CAN HELP A DYING MAN WITH HIS LAST WISH.THIS IS ALL THEY MONEY I HAVE BUT IN MY PRESENT CONDITION IWILL BE HAPPY IF THE OPHANS AND CHARITY ORGANISATIONS HAVE THIS MONEY THAT FOR THE BANK TO CONFISTICATE IT AFTER MY DEATH.

I WANT TO STATE HERE THAT THIS PERSON WILL RECEIVE A 30% OF $30MILLION FROM ME BUT IF YOU CHOOSE TO DO IT FOR FREE GOD WILL SURELY REWARD YOU AND YOUR GENERATIONS YET UNBORN AS MY ILLNESS IS GRADUALLY EATING DEEP INTO ME,I NEED THAT SOMEONE THAT WILL BE MY EYES.ALL ARRANGEMENTS WILL BE MADE WHEN YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH ME.YOUWILL RECEIVE INSTUCTIONS ON WHAT TO DO.THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP AND I NEED A HAND TO EASE THE PAIN.THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

 

PLEASE IF YOUR INTERESTED IN HELPING GODS LESS PRIVILAGE CHILDREN BECAUSE THE CHILD YOU HELP WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR GENEROCITY PLEASE YOU CAN CONTACT ME WITH YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER .IF YOU FEEL TOUCHED AND WANT TO HELP A DYING MAN WITH HIS LAST WISH GET BACK TO ME ASAP

BUT IF NOT JUST REMEMBER ME IN YOUR PRAYERS GOD BLESS YOU

I AWAIT YOUR RESPONCE TO MAIL

TAYE JOHNSON

 

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"Tosin tuo on kyllä hyvä idea lähettää joku SPR, UNICEF etc. keräysnumero noille niin saavat sinne maksulliseen sitten soitella. Tosin toimivatkohan nuo lahjoitusnumerot ulkomailta soitellessa ?"

 

Samaan pääsee, kun antaa minkä tahansa toimimattoman numeron -- saavat kuunnella oman operaattorinsa "numeroon ei nyt saada yhteyttä" -viestiä. Suomen puhelinkeräykset eivät toimi kuin Suomesta, eivätkä muutkaan palvelunumerot.